Sorry I have to do this to you, but I just have to. It seems to be a very ‘get-to-know-you’ kinda thing. (Edited to say — Wow, they all kinda look alike! Dark, powerful, enigmatic, trouble-makers? Don’t know about that pasta, though. Off to the psych ward.)
1.
Alan Rickman — Is this just weird? I see him on tv or in pictures and I just want to sob. I don’t know why! I don’t think it matters that he’s, what, 62 now and 44 years older than me? Could be 98 and a half for all I care, I just love ‘im. I’ve seen all his movies.
2.
Captain Jack Sparrow — The slurred mumblings, the drunken swagger, who couldn’t fall for this guy. I like Depp, but I LOVE Sparrow. Plus, he has a cool hat. ![]()
3.
Erik — OK, Christine doesn’t know how good she has it. I don’t know what her problem is, but I want to scratch her eyes out. I’d pick Erik over that idiot Raoul any day of the week and twice on Fridays.
4.
Severus Snape — I know I already have Alan Rickman, but Snape needs his own place. I’m not talking about Rickman Snape, I love canon Snape. The thin, powerful, genius, witty, sarcastic, torn between light and dark, desperate, restrained Snape. I’d so jump him.
5.
Jareth aka Goblin King — Now I don’t know WHAT’S wrong with me. David Bowie generally creeps me out, but I can’t stop starring at the Goblin King. Sure he’s a drag queen’s dream come true, but I want him.
6.
Italian food — Why not? It’s yummy
7.
My kitten Salem — He’s just a cutie.
